Capo on 2nd fret E Am E Monday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school Am E Tell your mum what to expect, she says it's right out of the blue Am E Do you went to work in Debenham's, because that's what they expect Am F C G F Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor E Am E And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start Am E For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art Am E Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange Am F C Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay E Am E In the queue for lunch they take the piss, you've got no appetite Am E And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight Am E So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk Am F C While your cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt G F Hey you've been used, C G F Are you calm? Settle down C G F Write a song, I'll sing along E Soon you will know that you are sane F You're on top of the world again